8/15/2023 0 Comments Weird short phrases![]() ![]() ![]() I'm gonna throw a 2 liter bottle of Dr.Pepper and yell "TRUST ME I'M THE DOCTORģ8.a few days ago I very sternly told the voices in my head to stop talking to me. im going to get a job at walmart as a greeterĪnd my words of welcome will be "Welcome to freaking walmart! Get ur sh*t and get the hell out!!"ģ6.Brunette:When I grow up, I'LL GO TO MARS.īlondie:When I grow up I'LL GO TO THE SUN.īlondie:Don't be stupid, I'll go at nightģ7.If somebody throws skittles at me and yells "TASTE THE RAINBOW", Yet you find that there is nothing to do except refresh the page until something new pops up?ģ4.OK think of a number. Then feed a bottle of wacko-o juice!ģ3.Do you ever find yourself really bored so you go on Facebook Like a weird neighbor, stalkers are there! I like throwing Skittles at people and shouting TASTE THE RAINBOW!!īut it's more fun to throw tacos at people yelling 'ģ0.I love to stand in line at ATM machines,Īnd when people put in their PIN, I yell GOT IT then run awayģ1. No officer, I did not hit her, I simply Fist Pumped her face!Ģ9. Sorry, I meant utilizing gargantuan idioms to simulate intelligence.Ģ7.Y'know those signs you see in towns that say,ĭUH, you're not gonna see a sign that says, "GUN IT, WE'LL MAKE MORE!"Ģ8. If your wondering what your doing i would know,wanna know what your doing?Ģ6.This year I'm using big words to sound smart. Please tell myself to call me so i know where i am.Ģ5.I know what your doing,I'm watching u do this, ![]() as soon as my meds wear off.they'll pay me to leave!Ģ3.i wonder if its bad when I'm talking to myself Yeah! Just so you know, it's all good, it still works. I take no responsibility for what may happen in the next few hours. WARNING: I have officially been left unsupervised. ~ By the way, your missing sock is under your bed, with meĢ0. ~ I prefer to think of it more as 'intense research' on one individual Would get me arrested in all 50 states and 26 countries The computer told me "ninjas cannot be found"ġ7.What the voices in my head tell me to do , then started laughing even harder because you were laughing for no reason?ġ6.Today I went on and searched "ninjas". I had a reason!ġ5.Have you ever started laughing for no reason So when I smack you upside the head, remember. ![]() Just remember, everything happens for a reason. When someone irritates you tell them 2 FOCUS (F*** Off Cuz Ur Stupid)ġ4. "like a good neighbor statefarm is there!"ġ1.My doctor asked if any members of my family suffered from insanityġ2.Pshhhh I did not fall. In my will, I'm giving $50 to anyone who wears a Grim Reaper costumeĩ."You know you're too drunk to drive when you swerve to miss a tree,Īnd then realize it was just your air freshener hanging from the rear view mirror."ġ0.Dares you to go outside, throw a rock at your car and yell Sleeping Beauty always slept in, and our parents wonder why WE are bad!Ĩ. Your phone decides to be a ninja, slips through your fingers, and attacks your face!ħ.Robin Hood was a thief, Mario gets high off of Mushrooms, Snow White lived with 7 men, The look on the cashier's face: Priceless!Ħ.don't you hate it when you're texting and laying on your back and One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape,Īnd a shovel: $35.00. anyone who says "nothing is impossible" has obviously neverĤ.Text someone and tell them "Hey, I lost my phone, can you call it?"ĥ. The Walmart greeter saw what happened and came over and unplugged it.ģ. 1.The 'poke' button on facebook is awesome.īut I think there should be a 'stab' button.Ģ.was riding a horse yesterday and fell off. ![]()
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